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"The hammer falls" means "this is at an end". The "hammer" falling is that of an auctioneer at the end of an auction or a judge at the end of a trial. The phrase should be used to deliver a dramatic, emphatic finality to the issue at hand.
Usage: "The hammer falls <time (optional)> on <subject, topic, etc.>."
Example: "The hammer falls today on Weebl and Bob. Bob is superior (and Weebl is now much flatter)."
Please omit any puns in actual usage.
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A rock used in the same fashion as a hammer.
Tyrone did not have enough money for a toolbox, so he had to drive the nails in with a nig-hammer.
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Doc. Johnson, the penis, your schlong
Witness the power of my flesh hammer!
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When the female partner is in the missionary position on the end of the bed and the man perpendicular at the edge of the bed and before he penetrates her he does a hand stand and then enters and continues the penetration in the handstand. This maneuver is very difficult and should be done with caution. It is always smart to act out the activity before performing it so when it comes time to perform you know what your doing, and stretching never hurts!
WARNING: PERFORMING THIS ACT UNDER THE INFULENCE OF ALCOHOL OR DRUGS CAN LEAD TO ACCIDENTAL BACKDOOR ENTERANCE AND OR FALLING AND BREAKING SOMETHING.
" Hey babe wanna try something new!" guy " Ya sure what is it?" girl "Its called the Inverted Hammer, its suppose to be the sex position of the gods." guy " Ya sure!" girl
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A lollipop hammer is a dick with a large mushroom head that when erect is used to bash someone in the face with, usually during oral intercourse.
"Tom whacked his lollipop hammer all over Amy's face, before she licked it to completion."
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The point of intoxication where the drinker will past out if anymore alcohol is consumed.
Man, last night I was hammered to the max. I don't know what I was trying to prove.
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It is basically your perfect human. He is the ultimate beast either at school, sports or in the bedroom. He is a human combined with the strength of a hammer mixed in with the greatness of AVB. It is a name or adjective.
Wow that amazing; almost like an Armin Hammer
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