Plow Hand

Deep anal fisting and gaping. Typically to the mid-forearm.

I plow handed Rachel last night. You should have seen her gaping. ass.

hand hammock

interlocking the fingers to make a basket for your head; therefore, a hand hammock

I was chillen in my lawn, when I used my hand hammock to relax more

Hand Cheese

Noun: a build up of rosin, dead skin, and sweat on an instrument's bow, often located along the length the stick, on the frog at the ferrule and where the frog and stick meet. This can vary in color from light yellow, green, dark brown, or even black.

"EWWW! There's so much hand cheese on this bow it's still sticky!"

"It took me an hour an a half to get all that hand cheese off that bass bow. The owner didn't even recognize it when he picked it up. He was so happy he even gave me a tip!"

Hoof hands

A type of hand that is disproportionately wider than it should be. If you measure the height of a hand from wrist to base of the middle finger, and divide that by the measurement from the side of the hand directly across from the start of the thumb to said point, any score above .8 can be diagnosed as hoof hands.

Person 1: Did you ever notice his hands kinda look like a horse's

Person 2: Yeah bro, he's got some hoof hands

hand giver

when you start preparing yourself for your civil rights debate. Also, the preparation for anal sex. You start with one finger, then a thumb, then two fingers, the three, four, five, then fist, then both fists, then finally your foot, and maybe if you're flexible, your entire face.

I debated my hand giver for my civil rights debate
I hand givered myself toady, i reached stage 5

dead hand

When a person’s hand is totally unresponsive to their mate’s overtures to hold it because they are pissed off about something.

I reached for her in a moment of unbridled affection and found that once again she was punishing me with dead hand.

Hanger Hand

That gross metal residue that gets on the top of your hand when you carry hangers around the store before heading in to the dressing room.

I was at Macy's the other day and I got hanger hand while trying on dresses.