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Just like "Fragile" or "This side up", this labeling will almost 100% guarantee that your parcel will be tossed, bounced, drop-kicked, and/or stomped upon by disgruntled/delinquent shipping-personnel during its entire journey from you to your intended recipient. Yep, I'm talking to YOU, USPS/UPS/FedEx!!! There --- I said it --- got it off my chest! :P
During the infamous "angry political activists shooting at passing semi-trucks" period back in the 80's, some truckers apparently resorted to painting their trailers with huge "Caution: explosives"-type signs to discourage nearby riflemen who would prefer not to get blown up themselves along with their intended targets. A cartoon in a magazine during that time showed two redneck 18-wheeler-drivers discussing a huge "WHAMMO DYNAMITE" label that the speaker has painted on the side of his van; the driver is saying something like, "Actually, I'm hauling dried prunes, but I feel a lot safer this way, rather than my having 'Handle with care' written on there instead."
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the act of not knowing what to do in the presence of a member of the opposite sex or one of a higher social status
to fuck up
1: he ben-handled that chick
2: you mean like the shermanator from american pie?
1: chyeah
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Another word for a gentleman’s shaft
Ethan wacked out his man handle in order so pork his lady friend
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A freely rotating doorknob-like mechanism that can be securely clamped to an automobile's steering wheel facilitating relatively effortless alternating full left and right steering deflections for the purposes of performing more capable brodies.
See "brodie".
Dude, this brodie handle rocks!
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When you are fucking a girl with pig tails up the ass and right before you jiz in her asshole you take ur cock out and jiz on her back and then rip out her pigtails and slap it on her back.
Yesterday I was handle barin' some chick when i found out that it was actually my cousin.
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Referring to the shape of your hand when you have a woman on all fours and have your thumb up her arse and your fingers in her fanny.
Also known as the bowling ball grip.
Bend over love so I can fit you with a love handle.
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An extension on the side of surfboards that allows for extra turnage and control...
Did you see the love handles on that surfboard??
Say what??
yea the extension on his surfboard he can get such awesome turns off of them
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