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Slow dancing in the kitchen getting a handjob while listening to jack Johnson
"I got a hand job in the kitchen while slow dancing and listening to jack Johnson. She gave me a slow dance handy."
To receive a handjob, in old skool style; that is, either in tophand, in a ridiculous setting, or just by being a Handyman overall.
"Hey man, what did you end up doing last night?"
"Oh, I ended up getting an old skool handy...tophand style."
"Nice...."
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When two man use loose testicle skin and a dildo to insert each others testicle skin into one and another's asshole
I put Tudo on his shoulders and neck pointing his lower half straight in the air were his legs are spread were I (Kenny L. Martin the 3rd) pull my loose ball skin over his ass hole like a tent were I take a dildo and push my ball skin into Tudo's booty hole giving him The Spanish Handy Man.... Thank you and enjoy
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One of the Most terrifying entities in all of existence known for kidnapping children with lightning fast speed, and eating them with demonic hunger after they say the rhyme. "Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are fast, But the Dandy is faster."
Alright guys I'm gonna summon the Handy Dandy Man. Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are Fast, But the Dandy is faster.
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Two guys one girl. Binge drink for a day, get super drunk, piss, shit, and puke in a bucket or bowl, mix it together, dump it in the girls vagina, she squirted it all over them. They proceed to smear it all over eachother so it is body on body contact, then she licks it all off, then throws up on her hands, and proceedes to give handjobs. Optionally followed by anal
Me and my colage room mates decided to give this nasty bone a handy beer sack
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The bar in the bathroom that old people or constipated people grab onto while doing their deed...
I had to take such a big shit that i had to grab tightly onto the Handi-Tard Bar for support.
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When you get spiked at a gig lose your phone and become compus mentus with the spunk of 5 guys dribbling out
Whose dude I was violated last night I think I was Handy Andy 5 d