When a male puts his balls on both of his partners ears and lays his dick down the middle of the forhead
Man I can't believe she let me give her a spartian helmet
The act of frivolously punching your dong tip in an attempt to blow a bloody load.
His woman got mad and left his house before they could fuck so he got stuck "Speedbagging the helmet" for the rest of the night.
When one picks their nose with one hand, and sheathes it with their other hand. This is a weak attempt to cover up the fact you are gold digging
Bob: Wow, I can't believe Sally is picking her nose in public like that.
Joe: Well, at least she has a nose helmet...
When a female urinates while standing and uses the index and middle fingers to hold the "hood" back for aiming purposes.
I had to use the men's bathroom, they only had urinals so I had to resort to Cocking the Helmet
male who has been circumsized
if your not a helmet head she wont suck it
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1. A doo rag or a bandanna on a person's head. The fabric on the persons head is usually tie-dyed or mulit-colored.
2. An actual model of helmet used for protection while riding a motor transport. The model helmet (referred to as a drug helmet)has very small compartments on the under side. The model helmet is sought after by people who use drugs and transport their own personal stash of controlled substances.
A man with a tie dyed bandanna leaves a store.
"hey man, got some weed?"
"Why?"
"You got a drug helmet on!"
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A disparaging term for a male who is stupid or otherwise offensive. Used when similar terms such as dickhead, asshole, do not adequately describe the degree of stupidity or offensive behavior.
"I can't believe he did that..what a dick helmet!"
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