When a female urinates while standing and uses the index and middle fingers to hold the "hood" back for aiming purposes.
I had to use the men's bathroom, they only had urinals so I had to resort to Cocking the Helmet
When your balls are over someone's eyes and your dick goes down their nose.
Yo, Mark was so drunk at that party the other day that I totally gave him a Persian Helmet.
The act of frivolously punching your dong tip in an attempt to blow a bloody load.
His woman got mad and left his house before they could fuck so he got stuck "Speedbagging the helmet" for the rest of the night.
When one picks their nose with one hand, and sheathes it with their other hand. This is a weak attempt to cover up the fact you are gold digging
Bob: Wow, I can't believe Sally is picking her nose in public like that.
Joe: Well, at least she has a nose helmet...
male who has been circumsized
if your not a helmet head she wont suck it
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A disparaging term for a male who is stupid or otherwise offensive. Used when similar terms such as dickhead, asshole, do not adequately describe the degree of stupidity or offensive behavior.
"I can't believe he did that..what a dick helmet!"
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A manβs red rocket, his 2nd head ;)
hey bro! I saw your huge skin helmet in the shower. Lemme get a taste my guy
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