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situational herpes

The only kind of herpes that isn't truly permanent. This is the worst type of herpes that women typically use to get out of situations that make them feel uncomfortable or may even prevent them from gaining any real STD. Keep in mind this is not truly having herpes, only pretending to have herpes.

"Me and my friend have situational herpes, go away."

"I used to have a lot of unprotected goat sex at Clay-Chalkville high school, now I have situational herpes."

by J Self November 27, 2011


Emotional Herpes

The state when an individual repeatedly experiences psychological insanity and initiates confrontational episodes with no legitimate reason. Commonly diagnosed in the female.

Karen seriously have Emotional Herpes when she keeps getting upset.”

by Andrew_6794 July 1, 2021


Herp-face

A face that looks like congressman Devin Nunes's face.

"Wow, Devin Nunes has a major herp-face."

by fartasstronaut69 March 19, 2019


booty herpes

What kind of person are u to look up booty herpes

Get off now before I turn of your photos internet
Booty herpes

by Whowanttofuck1234 February 15, 2016


Anal herpes

When you get so butthurt it periodically flares back up again.

Bro, your butthurt over losing the pottery contest has turned into full blown anal herpes

by comradegrizzly December 26, 2022


Herpes Queen

A herpes queen is a mother who is tricked into believing one of her children has herpes. Said mother must research herpes extensively until the trick is revealed.

Yeah dude! My mom became a total Herpes Queen overnight!

by NasaGal August 6, 2019


Rooftop Herpes

When you get bumps that hurt on the top of your mouth.

Man that food was so hot i got the Rooftop Herpes.
That pizza is going to give him Rooftop Herpes.

by Nugget79 October 17, 2010