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When going postal can't describe the amount of psychotic behavior that will be exhibited. Phrase is related to the amount of postal traffic during the holidays and how postal employees are under even more stress during those periods.
If you don't give me my McNuggets I'm going to go holiday postal on your ass!
When you take off from work for no apparent reason other than "just because"
Ehh, weather looks shitty for Monday. I think I'll take a Hertling Holiday
When your ass cheeks turn blue cause it's cold outside.
I had the holiday blue's bad at work today!
When you Overdo everything at the holiday party, and turn the whole event into a Shit Show of Bad Decisions
Ray drank way too much and got Holiday Drunk at the party. HO Ho Ho... did you see the pictures?
A holiday-spammer is a person who sends a mass holiday greeting text/email/or post to all of his or her friends on holiday's such as Christmas and New Years.
Most holiday-spammers are those friends you never hear from except on these occasions.
Every Christmas I received my phone is spammed with holiday greetings from my friends I hardly talk too, they are such holiday-spammers.
These motherfuckers who keep pulling random holidays out of their ass.
Holiday fucker 1: Hey, June 3rd is another furry holiday I just made up, hurr durr
Holiday fucker 2: Oh yeah? Well June 4th is another anti-furry holiday I just made up duhhhhhhh
Any sane person: Can we just stop making up these random ass holidays and live a god damn normal life?
A couple who only dates for thanksgiving through New Years. Simply so they aren't lonely during the holidays. They you may also date during these months to avoid looking like a loser when their relatives ask if they are seeing anyone.
Guy 1: Hey are Jessica and tom for real dude?
Guy 2: Nah man they're only a holiday couple
Guy 1: Thats fuckin stupid man.