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Somebody who takes the day off work before or after every holiday.
Bill: "Scot Wayfinder took December 26th off again this year."
Daniel: "He's such a holiday douche.
A couple who only dates for thanksgiving through New Years. Simply so they aren't lonely during the holidays. They you may also date during these months to avoid looking like a loser when their relatives ask if they are seeing anyone.
Guy 1: Hey are Jessica and tom for real dude?
Guy 2: Nah man they're only a holiday couple
Guy 1: Thats fuckin stupid man.
When you Overdo everything at the holiday party, and turn the whole event into a Shit Show of Bad Decisions
Ray drank way too much and got Holiday Drunk at the party. HO Ho Ho... did you see the pictures?
Thug Holiday is a Holiday designated for thug’s or a thug . A day to celebrate the death of your dead homies. On August 1st
Hey , you celebrating thug holiday ?
Tell thug i said happy birthday !
looks like its a roofers holiday tommorow wanna go out and drink tonight?
These motherfuckers who keep pulling random holidays out of their ass.
Holiday fucker 1: Hey, June 3rd is another furry holiday I just made up, hurr durr
Holiday fucker 2: Oh yeah? Well June 4th is another anti-furry holiday I just made up duhhhhhhh
Any sane person: Can we just stop making up these random ass holidays and live a god damn normal life?
A spicy interaction between ones finger covered in either chile or hot cheeto dust, and another's anus. Usually ends in ultimate sexual pleasure
Susie please my darling dearest, would you mind giving me the holiday hotfinger tonight?