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Used when something is extremely cool or really good and great.
Damn that’s a nice jacket bro !! It smells like homeless fart !
That movie we watched last night smells like homeless fart , it was extremely good bro.
A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless
Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.
Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.
Describing one who is not without a home, but likes to act as if they are
ie.: •sometimes lives in the car out of choice, not obligation
•enjoys spending time at odd, anonded buildings, parks, etc
•works a job that is ordinarily accepted by society, but would rather pretend that they don’t
I love my best friend, but sometimes I have to remind her that she’s a contributing member of society with a house and husband, and a regular 9 to 5. And that even though she likes to sleep in her car and busk on the street asking people for money, she’s not actually homeless. She’s just homeless adjacent.
Best kind of girlfriend there ever is. You can drop her off anywhere after date.
I feel like a generous God, after finishing in my homeless girlfriend mouth so that she won't sleep on empty stomach.
I live in 72 stationwagon behind walmat this week . That makes me Mobile Homeless.
The gayest border hopper ever he's a little shit that looks cute but when that mouth opens you wanna slap his fat ass back to Mexico
Bart:omg shut tf up that's why you are a homeless Pancho
The act of sex where a bearded male gives oral sex to his partner underwater. Also called a wet santa.
Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.