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The acclaimed pornographic film by rookie film maker Bert B-rellie starring ladies of the night in Atlantic City. Plot points include hookers pooping and urinating onto a camera in a porta-potty to old men having sex with hookers in porta-potties, as well as a gang bang scene in the bathroom of the Tropicana where there are hookers pooping and urinating while other hookers are having intercourse with old married men. SPOILER: The film ends with a man hugging a toilet in Tropicana after the Atlantic City police caught him doing cocaine off the seat. It is believed this is an ending setting up the sequel about male hookers in johns, but details are uncertain.
Hookers in Johns is purely fictional, it is not a documentary.
Hookers in Johns is setting the film industry on fire!
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When a skank accidentally scratches the shit out of you because her fake ass nails are like 3 inches long. Or when your girlfriend tries to be cool by touching you but rips your skin off with her claw.
Dude, your mom got all nervous when she was going down on me and fully hooker scratched me. Good thing your dad wasn't there cuz i yelled like a mother fucker.
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To brutally murder a filthy diseased hooker.
Y'all see that? That bitch went crazy as hizell! Hooker stomped that hoe til her boots was covered in blood an brains yo!
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The banged up, bruised and unsightly knee of a hooker.
Street Walkin' Mary has the worst hooker knees. She can never be a model.
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A person who may have achieved a great deal in his/her lifetime, but still wets the bed.
Donald Trump was late to his meeting again this morning. He said he was up all night tweeting but I know that man a Russian hooker.
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A female cybervangelist with questionable ethics. A female evangelical preacher who uses fear to extort tithings from the emotionally and intellectually infirm sheep that comprise her cybergation (cyberspace parish).
"Christian Broadcasting Network seems to employ a good number of hooker-nuns to keep its coffers full."
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they'll do what you want...
"Come, you asian hooker! Lemme stuff this peanut butter down you!"
...."Yes, master."
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