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Psycho ex who will spend ridiculous amounts of time, energy, and resources to figure out what you're doing even though we all should be moving on.
I ran into psycho hose beast's friend the other night. She was pretending to be my friend so that she could update the beast on how I'm doing.
When you use a motor-driven camera so that you can get rapid sequence of multiple shots of a celebrity—that's a digital hose down.
"Britney got the digital hose down from the National Enquirer dude when she showed up at court again."
when a penis has built up so much pressure, jizz shoots out in a constant stream like a fire hose. originates from tennessee whore houses.
"hey skeeter, last night i done gave ma lady a tennessee fire hose right in her doggone face."
"i put out a grits fire with my 14 inch tennessee fire hose"
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when receiving head, the guy may inadvertently shoot cum up the girl's nose if it is not pulled out of range fast enough
Dude, Tiffany didn't pull away fast enough last night so I totally gave her a german nose hose
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A name for an individual who has an outrages amount of bodily hair, and produces smells from navel regions that can only be likened to that of a beast.
Person A: What is that over there in the bushes? Is it a bear or Bigfoot?
Person B: No it's our brother, Hose Beast, doing some gardening
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When a man and a woman cover their pubic hair in maple syrup and have intercourse while the woman eats a stack of pancakes. Before climax, the man wraps his penis in bacon and shoves it in his partner's mouth while making a loud moose sound. After finishing, he throws a cup of ice in his partner's face and slaps her behind with a raw chicken.
Bro I totally gave her an alaskan maple hose last night.
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When you suck your significant others genitals whilst they are urinating
"We were getting really freaky and she gave me a hose job"
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