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Fucking a female with raw hotdogs and then eating them, using the cum from the female as the condiments.
After a long day of fucking bitches, Kevin decided to take a break, enjoying some Funky Hot Dogs!
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When a women that you meet for the first time takes and instant liking to you and has an immediate attraction. You'll be able to see the outline of your hot dog, dancing in her eyes as she visualizes taking it deep later that night.
While out at the club, Johnny met this chick who had Hot Dog Eyes upon first contact. She couldn't contain herself from thinking of the ways she would pleasure the hot dog sometime later
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An extremely intensive sexual position requiring a great deal of strength, endurance, and determination. To begin, the woman inserts her pinky finger into the man's urethra (pee hole) and proceeds to hoist him above her head using only that finger. All of the man's weight should be centered on his pee hole/her pinky to experience the most stimulation. At this juncture, the man forces (forcefully) a clear, flexible tube into his buttholey, causing as much irreparable damage to his sphincter as is appropriate. By now, poop should be flowing freely through the tube and out the other end. If aimed correctly, the hot poo should fall directly onto the woman's face, blinding her instantaneously. Then both parties cum all over each other. A lot.
Ever since I hot dog on a sticked with Martha, I haven't been able to achieve satisfactory pee pee pressure!
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VERB: The act of seemingly-nonchalantly relaxing while simultaneously posing in a very modelesque way.
Whoa, look at that guy hot dog catting! He must subconsciously think he's super cool or something?!
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She is a waitress who is not only good at her job as a waitress, but is also extremely attractive!
I sat down at the local diner for a quick bite and when I saw the server come over to my booth I could see that she was a hot dog waitress!
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When a group of guys sit around in a hot tub, and the ladies fail to show. Like a sausage fest, in the water.
Dude: What did you guys do on Friday?
Bro: We drank beer, had a hot dog stew.
Dude: Ew, what?
Bro: Yeah, the kappas totally bailed on us.
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The Chicago Hot Dog is a fake sexual act unique to Chicago and its elevated train system.
The Chicago Hot Dog consists of a man receiving oral sex while standing with his back to a pillar of the L-train, and timing his orgasm to coincide with a train going past overhead, thunderously. The skill required to do this -- and sexual pay-off -- are enormous.
On my last company trip to Chicago I totally failed to close the business deal, but hey, I got a really nice Chicago Hot Dog at midnight, so I didn't go to bed mad.
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