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Their opinion about themselves is always wrong.
Girl : Come on, please date me! I’m not like other girls!
Guy : No.
Girl : LOL, whatever! I didn’t like you anyway!
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When your mum buys Lidl versions of big brands
*opens cupboard and sees fake cereal*
“I’m in the ghetto ratatata ratatata”
*mum hits me with sed cerial*
“Ahh”
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“Wife/ child I’m going to get milk” - then never comes back
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Not the friends zone he/she wants to be more, but doesn’t want to rush anything. They want to take it slow by being friends first.
Girl: Ugh you’re so cool.
Guy: Yeah but you’re way cooler.
Girl: Right back at you!! I’m glad we’re friends
Guy: I am too
No... I don’t. It sounds completely incoherent. Like it’s vaguely derivative of something you don’t quite grasp and you sound like a teenage hippy trying to be profound?
Hym “This guy is the single most inelegant thinker I’ve ever seen. I mean... Do you see what I’M saying!? Pssh! Wow! This is just bizarre and painful to watch. You know I said some of those things! And then the conclusions! You want to talk about fucking conclusions! Jesus Christ!”
It means that cole is a stupid cunt and that i can’t drive tonight
Yeah fuck you cole i’m not driving tonight
One of the more genius phrases ever uttered by the last gomezican, I’m monke hee hoo refers to the social status of those belonging to the 1% in the US and their ability to climb the social ladder like a monke, hee hoo.
Damn that bill gates sure i’m monke hee hoo’d
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