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Mush is an entity in itself. A special sight, massive in stature. He lies in the mid-range between a Big Chonker and Oh Lawd He’s Coming. He appears lazy and grumpy at first glance, but that is a rare, ancient, apparatus utilized to conserve energy for the betterment of society. He is graceful in his nature and has a multitude of specialized skills. You won’t be mistaken when you see Mush. Always greet him with the utmost respect and gratitude.
“Hey look over there! That has to be Mush!”
“The end of WW2 began upon the Mush great head-butt which landed in the locations of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.”
“Woah, that’s a good ole’ lad, hey Mush’”
The food they give you at school
Student: Is this.... mush?
Lunchlady: No. Keep moving.
Someone who can’t stand someone named farooq. Mush finds farooq annoying af
Dam, that boii mush sure hates farooq
The best breakfast EVER. It's overnight oats that taste like dessert and also like heaven.
Somehow, dessert is now for breakfast. I'm #OBSESSED.
Have you tried MUSH?! It literally changed my life.
That kid Gavin is a fucking mush when it comes to fantasy football and betting.
A word for penis, more specifically a penis with a large mushroom-shaped head.
I walked into Ryan's room and saw him beating the fuck out of his mush