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Relationship P45

Pragmatic notification by text, email, phone call to notify someone that their relationship with you is now at an end.

"Did you hear? Peter , the cowardly twunt, issued Linda with a relationship P45 by text!"
"Quick! Get the tissues. She's gonna blow!"

by Eema Braazkumov March 22, 2016


relationship anarchy

community seperate from LGBT that breaks the traditional heteronormativity in relationships; antithesis of the nuclear family

Guy: You're gay?
Relationship anarchist: No, I just practice relationship anarchy.

by suck_my_d33 June 29, 2021


Relationship goals

Ford hindbaugh and Myleigh gramson

"Damn I want to be Relationship goals like Ford and Myleigh"

"Babe we can never be as cool as them"

by Ford Hindbaugh April 25, 2020


ferry relationship

a relationship whose primary goal is to get one or both members to the next phase of life

My last ferry relationship ended once my ex got into grad school and I finished my research proposal.

by Doos Jarus November 5, 2020


relationship flex

When somebody flexes on the fact that he/she is in a relationship. This type of behaviour usually includes having interactions with a partner that is supposed to be private for example kissing. Instagram pictures where the couple is making out can also be considered this. This type of behaviour is usually quite despised and cringed at since it makes everyone feel uncomfortable, no matter the observer’s status (single or not).

Have you seen Jake’s new insta photo with his girlfriend. It’s so obvious it’s just a relationship flex. Jeez, it was so cringe.

by rudi.k July 23, 2019


Relationship Welfare

Seeking a relationship below one's standards in order to avoid putting forth any effort to find someone better.

Natasha: Why does he use such lame come ons?

Jake: he's looking for someone thats as ghetto as he is so he doesnt HAVE to exert any effort.. its like relationship welfare

by Smitten_Kitten_13 August 25, 2010


toxic relationship

a toxic relationship between two people who argue over nonsense and how trust issues.

Boy 1: “damn sofia and brandon are toxic asf

Boy 2: “they have a toxic relationship”

by jakesgreat01 February 2, 2021