To admit to your peers that you in fact watch the English soap opera Coronation Street
I'm out of the 'Corrie Closet'
When a hunter kills a large game animal, strips naked, takes out the guts, climbs inside, and sews up the carcass leaving only his genitals sticking out of the dead animal.
Nice shot, son! Now take your clothes off! It's time for your first Coat Closet!
When your homoerotic tendencies start to invade your made up straight life
His friends could see he was a collapsing closet by the way he was presenting himself publicly
sexual activity with a person of the opposite sex by a gay person who is drunk
David, stop fondling Vicky’s breasts again - you are such a closet heterosexual
Someone who uses their floor as if it's a closet. Meaning they throw their shit everywhere, but somehow seem to know exactly where their shit is when it comes time to use it.
"When her parents came to visit she put all the shit on her floor into garbage bags and stuffed them in her closet...when they left she tore the bags open and spread it back out. Her floors like her closet."
"She's a mutha fuckin floor closet girl!"
A digital space (commonly a folder) where miscellaneous information that hasn't been put away properly is stored.
Don't look in that temporary folder, it's my information closet.
The act of being a jealous person, but not letting others know you are
"Ugh, she's so pretty!"
"I know, I'm closet jealous of her."