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To listen in on someone else's conversation when you have no business doing so.
Quit ear hustlin' my conversation!
When your laying on your bed and hear something merkin around you room, and all you can see off the side of the bed is kitty cat triangle ears.
A non-verbal insult which involves the person repeatedly poking or drilling their ears which signifies that the music they hear is awful.
I was walking around and heard some awful music. I ear drilled and was glad that no one noticed.
A condition in which the afflicted is so drunk that he/she finds members of the opposite sex to be interesting and capable conversationalists, only to discover later, when sober, that they cannot stand listening to said person speak.
Dude, I called that blonde chick from the party last weekend, she was so annoying, i must have been wearing beer ears.
When a person has had too much to drink and he misinterprets what is said.
Waitress: "Would you like some more coffee"
Beer Ear wearer: "Did you say you are part of the mafia"
Friend: "Don't pay attention to him he has Beer Ear"
A person who takes it up the ears, thus resulting in the person to have "jizzy ears".
John: I heard that Tom got jizzy ears last night.
Paolo: ha! He's here, he's queer and he takes it up the ear.
An "ear taser" is a noise or sound you hear that goes in your ear and makes your whole body shudder ie nails on a chalkboard
"Justin Bieber's singing... oh my god... ear taser!"
"She said 'I wuv you' and ear tasered me. I HATE baby talk."