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The act of freezing your poop and then using it as a butt plug on your partner
It got hot and steamy in the bedroom so we decided to cool it off with an Alaskan pipeline
The alaskan pipeline is the act of defecating into a condom and leaving putting it outside overnight to let it freeze only if it is below 32° fahrenheit or else it will not freeze.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.
"Tonight me and my girlfriend are gonna try the alaskan pipeline."
The definition of a gay orgy between 1607 and 1783
Did you hear William Ramsford, Sir Bradley, his esquire, and Mr. Edmund were quartered and hung for partaking in the colonial pipeline?
The act of collecting vaginal discharge in a condom and freezing it overnight to use as a dildo.
Known as the greek pipeline because discharge tends to look like greek yoghurt.
Seth: "Hey Brittany, wanna come give me a greek pipeline?"
Brittany: "You know I can't do that again. Daddy will spank us!"
Seth: "Aww shucks , you know how much I love those."
Brittany: "I know Sethy poo, I know."
The act of collecting vaginal discharge in a condom and freezing it overnight to use as a dildo.
Known as the greek pipeline because discharge tends to look like greek yoghurt.
Seth: "Hey Brittany, wanna come give me a greek pipeline?"
Brittany: "You know I can't do that again. Daddy will spank us!"
Seth: "Aww shucks , you know how much I love those."
Brittany: "I know Sethy poo, I know."
a degree on inebriation which normally results in blackouts and/or fatherhood. Often frequented by people who like to rock out with your cock out
Rockstar One: Braaaaa i need to get pipelined tonight
Rockstar Two: I concur
Overpaid, glorified baby sitters! Maintain the oil and gas pipelines as they leave producers,down the pipeline, to storage facilities or refineries.
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.
They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.
The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)
These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!
What is your profession?
I am a pipeline tech.