A conspiracy theory surrounding some aspect of the coronavirus. It usually involves some nefarious plot by the powers that be, such as the Illuminati or the devil, or Bill Gates to use the virus as a means to achieve some ridiculous master plan. They are believed by covidiots and used as an excuse to engage in covidiot behavior, such as denying the existence of the disease or refusing to take the vaccine.
Have you heard the latest coronaspiracy theory? They are saying the coronavirus is nothing more than a cover-up orchestrated by Bill Gates to implant us with microchips through the vaccine and track us. Believers are refusing to get vaccinated.
When one thing is a type of another thing, but the inverse is not true.
A thot is a hoe, but according to the shoebox theory, a hoe isn’t necessarily a thot.
When females copy other peoples creations.
"That one chick was being super annoying, she kept copying us."
"Wow bro, Copy theory to the max"
Grounds to stop a car with more than one hubcap off, clear coat missing, older than 1995, or with out of state tags.
You can never go wrong using the Neary Theory.
The theory that members of the Cheerie clan hatch from eggs rather than parturition. While some members embrace this theory while some do not. People who oppose the Cheerie theory are called Cheerie theory deniers (CTD).
Oh really man? You heard of the Cheerie theory? I am a full supporter of the Cheerie theory. Cheerie theory deniers am I right?
When you think someone has higher status simultaneously the person has lower status than you.
P1: redacted is such a good person.
P2: Remember the Burzum-Theory, remember he's egomaniac.
The idea that there is or will be an Urban Dictionary entry for every conceivable short series of human action based on the assumption that Urban Dictionary will never shut down
(Coined by Austin Montgomery)
"I wonder what it's called when people sit around in a circle trying to figure out what to do and then nothing gets done."
"Look it up on Urban Dictionary."
"I found it, it's called fanarkling"
"That's the Montgomery Theory for ya"