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A homosexual male that can't "get it up" enough to fuck his partner. However, these "Two Inch Tanners" don't want more than two inches of you in side of them when he is the fuckeEE and you the fuckeER.
Look at that Two Inch Tanner! We were in bed last night and I had to stop in the middle of our Fuck Session to go by CVS and get some Viagra! He took three to "get it up" and STILL couldn't take my meat up his bung hole!
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a man whose unusually small penis is suprisingly satisfying.
I gave Brenda the 'ol half-inch hero last night
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Nails that are nine inches in proportion.
Simon: "I need to build a house. How long should the nails be?"
Tamorania: "Nine inches. You need nine inch nails"
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Said when a man is so turned on, his boner seems to be bigger then ever
Girl (licking lips): Mmm I love the taste of your cum in my mouth
Guy: Oh god, I swear it just grew an inch.
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The rare exception of a short penis that can deliver surprisingly pleasant results.
His 2 inch punisher pleased me in a way that I could not imagine.
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when giving a woman oral sex, and slipping past the vaginal opening, and accidentally licking the anus.
D00D, i was chowin on her box, then it tasted nasty, i knew i just made a half inch slip! got any mouthwash?
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In many people's opinion is the nicest and jiggliest vibrator on the market. It is often used at Lesbian Lary's lesbian slumber parties.
Lesbian Lary bought 69 6.9 inch vibrators.