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when your ipod is out of battery and you are imcapable of charging.
Dude this car ride sucks. I'm suffering from ipod depression.
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Upgraded version of the iPod. It is the best iPod around! It consists of a 65k screen which has the capabilities of viewing colourful photos as well as music. Can store up to 15,000 songs or 25,000 photos(60gb)
"Hey guess what? I bought an iPod photo yesterday!"
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euphemism for female masturbation.
Female version of "choking the chicken" or "waxing your wand."
Dude, you won't believe it! I walked in on Jessica scrolling the iPod!
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If the iPods were on a TV show, the iPod Touch would definetly be the breakout character. It recently began to out-sell the Nano, making it one of the most popular portable media devices of all-time.
(iPod Classic is in the role of a single father living in San Francisco, the Nano and Touch are the two teenage siblings, and the Shuffle is the baby brother)
iPod Classic: Children! I have someone for you to meet! This your new adopted teenage brother, the iPod Touch!
(Laugh track goes "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!")
iPod Touch: It's a pleasure to meet you all!
iPod Nano: I don't want an older sibling! (starts crying and runs upstairs, and eats so much that it gets fat)
iPod Shuffle: I'm small and have no screen, but if you push down on my head, I can talk to you!
iPod Classic: Awww, he just said his first word!
(3 seasons later......)
iPod Classic: Wow iPod Touch, you're so awesome and cool that you were able to to turn the iPod Nano into a small piece of shit that can't even play videos! No wonder you're the most popular iPod!
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When browsing your friends Ipod and you find a band that you like but they only have one song listed and it's not even one you like that much.
An Ipod Fakeout is like when I was searching for a song on Bob's Ipod to listen to and found that he only had one song by Neil Diamond and it wasn't even one of his good ones...
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The act of visibly changing your walking speed or gait to match the tune currently playing on your iPod.
Some guy was doing the iPod shuffle on the way to work - one minute I was stepping on his heels, the next he was sprinting. In the end I had to punch him in the back of the head.
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The feeling one experiences when one sees others canoodling and chuckling amiably amongst themselves, or sharing anything warm and intimate, while the person feeling this horrible feeling is trapped, alone and lonely, in the desolate atmosphere spun around them from the little block of hardware in their hand.
Miguel saw the young people laughing and teasing one another on the E train, and felt the suffocating rush of iPod envy. He turned up the volume on his Nano, but it only served to deepen his despair.
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