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Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.
That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!
Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!
On October 30 You have to kiss your friend (doesn’t matter if it’s a boy or girl) and tell them why love them ....or just tell them you u kiss them (kiss them on the cheek)
Friend: “why you kiss me in the cheek for?”
Me: “because I love you and you are one of a kind”
Kiss your friend day
Date your best friend do the day and they have to say yes on 27th May
You:wanna date for the day bestie
Bestie:Ofc it’s national date your best friend day
June 21st. The day when u and your best friend get in bed and you know..fuck
"OMG WHY ARE U TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES?!!?!"
"Its National Fuck your best friend day!!! Get on the bed"
September 22nd is now national fuck your best friend day You can go up to a friend and ask do they wanna fuck or something
National fuck your best friend day means you are able to fuck your bestie for the whole day of september 22 aka a whole 24hrs
Help celebrate a picture of the person that made your life better!
National post a pic of your best friend day, means to take time out of your day to appreciate what your best friend has done for you
*Slaps a friend*
Friend:What was that for?
You: dumbass it's may 5th known as slap your friends day!
Friend: Oh no!