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When your swag reaches new levels and generates enough energy to create its own momentum, and your body literally starts to move and function solely from swag.
The average white male's swag needs to be on at least 100 million to swag surf. Black guys can usually swag surf simply by wearing ice or buying new rims for their impala.
When I showed up to the spot last night my swag was on 100 million. Niggas was givin me daps, bitches givin hugs, and next thing I new I was swag surfing!
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Surfing the urban dictionary on "random" due to a combination of intense boredom and will to expand your street knowledge.
"Dude, what have you been doing all day?"
"Nothing man, just a bit of urban surfing"
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drinking the last drops out of anyone elses' cup of beer in a last ditch effort to get even more intoxicated.
Dude, my bro was so wasted he was totally gutter surfing off of all the empty cups on the table.
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Taking your laptop or internet phone into the bathroom while defecating.
Guy 1: This video on YouTube looks awesome but I really gotta poop
Guy 2: Dude, Just do a Chocolate Surf
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Where you are casually on a porn site flicking though videos without getting off.
"Hey man, I was so bored last night I was just Porn Surfing"
"That's not good bro, you need a woman!"
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A nice way of saying someone is freaking retarded.
"the word dog starts with a d right???????"
"wow you're surfing in nebraska dude"
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A girl who hangs out and/or fucks a surfer and/or his friends in said group.
"Did you hook up with Katie at the party last night?"
"Nope, I was too wasted and ended up going home with one of the surf pigs."