Friday Fuck-Its

The overwhelming sense of not giving a crap about the horrendous amount of work and deadlines you have simply because it's Friday.

M1 - "Hey man, you wanna duck out early and go play some disc golf?"
M2 - "Don't you have a big report due on Monday?"
M1 - "Yeah, but I've got a case of the Friday Fuck-Its. I won't get anything done anyway."

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marry it and be its bitch

An expression of total adoration and surrender. Said of a person, object, or situation that you're totally in love with to the point where you'd completely give yourself to, dignity and all. It also implies that the object in question is awesome enough to be worth of dominating you completely.

Dolores: Here comes Brad!
Angela: Goddamn, I love him! I just wanna marry him and be his sweet little bitch!

Tim: Check out that sweet Viper over there!
Bill: Ah, baby! I'd marry that and be its sweet little bitch.

Janet: SPRING BREAK! WOOT!
Craig: Why don't you fuckin' marry it and be its bitch?

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its a long story

a phrase when a person does not want to go into a certain subject; or speak of a certain matter.

Person 1:Hey I heard you in Jenny broke up what happened man.
Person 2: Yea its a long story.(thinks in his head:I'm getting tired of everyone asking that I don't want to talk about it what don't they get?

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Its been done

The polite business way of telling someone that their idea is crap and has already been thought of.

Jeff: "Boss I have a great idea that can improve sales!!!"

Boss: "Its been done Jeff, I suggest you start looking for another place of employment."

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ITS Tomboy

An ITS tomboy is a tomboy who is all-around controlling and wants to be your only friend. They exhibit habits and symptoms similar to a ginsbolinem or uses emoticon and are rather judgy.

The "ITS" Stands for Inter Trust Segregation.

Ugh, James is such an ITS Tomboy he told lies to my other friends to make them leave!

Jennifer why did you message me " ;-; " it seems you are an ITS tomboy.

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its vlasic

1. something for a stupid and redonculous answer.

2. some thing to piss off a lesbian teacher.

3. something a "shitler" would try to say.

1. what is you name? ITS VLASIC

2. what is 1-69= ummm vlasic????

3. guess what said the shitler?? what said the hot sexy trio joe jared and justin? ITS VLASIC said the shitler!!! jared said with him cummy mouth open no body likes you!

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its everyday bro

some stupid song

its everyday brooooooooooooooooo

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