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Jacob

Jacob, jacob, jacob. Where do I even begin. So kind, compassionate, funny, thoughtful, and has the most beautiful bluish greenish eyes you are guaranteed to melt when you look at him. Really has a way of making you feel super loved and important. Always there when you need him, knows exactly what to say, and when he holds you, you feel like the rest of the world disappears. You want to spend as much time with him as you possibly can. Aside from being the best friend you will ever have in your life, he's also the best boyfriend in the world. It is very hard not to fall in love with him. Gives the best kisses and really knows how to rev an engine if ya know what I mean. In short, I simply cannot imagine a world without him in it. Consider yourself blessed if you know a Jacob.

I am so in love with Jacob it hurts.

by Liza Malinowski August 1, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacob

Jacob is a great guy he is funny, sweet, smart, attractive, and also very easy to love. I have only had him in my life for a couple of months so far but I can tell he is going to be a very important person in my life. If any chance the Jacob that I'm talking about is reading this just know that I love you and I mean I love everything about you. If you have a person in your life that is like my Jacob don't ever let him go, let him know how much you love him and care for him because he won't be around forever, so make sure he know's that he's yours.

Friend: what do you even love about Jacob, like I don't get it.
Me: I love that he is, simply him.

by life is fun October 27, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


jacob

a gay faggot who loves gay porn, small dick, gets triggered

jacob is gay

by Kuya Steve June 9, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


jacob

likes penis

โ€œwow that penis is really niceโ€-jacob

by king69420 May 20, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacob

Unique, funny, and good in bed

Paige: Jacob is amazing
Brianna: I know right

by Systemo'adown May 28, 2016

5๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacob

Biggest dickhead that goes to your school. Talks shit behind your back, hates all girls, and gives people stinkeyes for no reason but because he doesn't have a life. Often tries to skip class and complains when he gets expelled from the class. Lies about not taking drugs are smoking because he thinks everyone in the school is a fucking idiot. The kind of kid that drinks behind the school and expects not to get caught.

Cute girl: "Hi Jake!"
Jacob: "Fuck off, you attention whore."

by RainingRaisins February 20, 2015

14๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacob

Jacob is a more complex name of Jake. He often has red or brown hair and is pretty pale. Plus he has a lot of freckles. Jacob is attracted to girls names that end with the ei sound ex. Sophie, Maddie. Although he likes them he will stay in the friend zone for the rest of his life.

Wow look at Jacob stuck in the friend zone

by Gracie McTanagan May 8, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž