Japanese Chimichanga

When you cut off a persons nipples, poop inside the hole, then sew the nipples back on.

I did a Japanese Chimichanga my friend.

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japanese redlight

the act of getting out of your car at a red light at busy intersection and running clockwise around your car and when the light turns green stab your self with a samurai sword

yesterday jim pulled a japanese redlight and commited suiside

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japanese seesaw

it is where a person inserts their index finger in either the vagina or anus; depending on the way they are laying. their little finger is then inserted into the opposite hole which has not been filled. the motion of a seesaw is then made, thus the name the japanese seesaw.
its in multiple porno movies by the production 'the complete works of hench', and creates an overpowering orgasm that makes the reciever want more, but an acking arm for the one giving.

the japanese seesaw made me cum over and over and over and over, i dont know how i lived without it.

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japanese penis

Approximately 2 inches long when erect, the short length and lack of girth is due to terror from godzilla attacks

Somewhere along the evolutionary line, the japanese got the shaft (or lost the shaft, i should say); the day Godzilla decided to attack tokyo. They say the japanese penis shrunk 3 sizes that day...

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japanese burrito

Where a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and then vomits in the process and continues the blowjob nonetheless.

Sally gave Jim a Japanese burrito the other night and it was sick.

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going japanese

Going waaay over the top with something and not reaping the consequences.
(usually used in situation or with a noun)

"Dude, did you hear Dave went bare four rounds in a row? He didn't even get her pregnant. He's going japanese so hard."

"I shot up an ounce of heroin and didn't OD. #goingjapanese"

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japanese pipeline

The act of filling a condom with sushi rolls and soy sauce, freezing it and using it as a dildo, creating intense orgasms called sushigasms.

Will: Hey Doug, did you hear that girl over there likes to use the japanese pipeline.
Doug: WTF she must get wild sushigasms

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