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Mom-like figure. Always there for her 37.8 children. Always makes her husband sleep on the couch. Shes smart and amazing . Shes pretty like the flower itself.
Person 1: wow look at that bossy lady!
Person 2: *punches 1 in the face* no thats just a jasmine stfu!!!
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Jasmine is the nicest girl you can meet.You just don’t know what they gotta go through.They put they sleeves down to make others happy.She a great person
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Jasmin's make friends easily and are great people to have around when sad, angry or depressed. They will make you smile and they will be there for you always and forever.
Jasmin is an amazing girl, who will make you fall in love with her unique and quite alarming elegance and beauty.
If you ever meet a Jasmin don't let go otherwise you've just made a Jasmin dislike you for the rest of her life.
GUY 1- Who's that?
GUY 2- That's Jasmin
GUY 3- Do you like her?
GUY 1- yeah
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SHES A MINK!!!!!!!
the boys love her :)
rawr.
person 1: damn, whos that?
person 2: i think thats jasmine!
person 1: NO! you mean mink!
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common name for a prostitute
"dude, i got no change to pay jasmine for the night"
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Jasmine is a hoe when it comes to relationships. Even though her boyfriend is loyal as fuck, she treats them like shit. Jasmine has a dark side that no one has seen but only comes out when she is with her friends. Jasmines are mostly smart, fine, and great in bed.
Jasmines are heartless thots with no real feelings for anyone. If you ever meet a Jasmine, piss in he cereal.
Dude #1: Jasmine is a real thot
Dude #2: yes and a bitch, hoe , slut, asshole, and a dumbass.
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The only person that can own Ron. She is very tall, and she can own anything that she wants. She is also known as the
green giant, the pwner of pwn, the owner of own, and the "True Master of Ownage." She knows over 7 types of martial arts, and has mastered them to the degree that she teaches her sensei new moves. Her only weakness: Chuck Norris.
Ron: omg it's her! run!!!
Jasmin: JASMIN ANGRY! JASMIN PWN!
Ron: NOOOOOOOOO!
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