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jolly jizz festival

An expression used to describe a gathering of male homosexuals. Usually involving the wearing of colorful costumes and mind altering club drugs.

A jolly jizz festival, is the ideal setting for homosexual acceptance.

All homosexuals and their supportive hetero counterparts are welcome to participate. Jolly jizz festivals are the target of varying degrees of hate speech and anti gay protesting.

"Hey Timothy!! Oooo..! Lookie there! It's a great big jolly jizz festival! Gimme some party and play and lets go-oh!"

Or

"Steer clear of that jolly jizz festival David, you know how much God hates queers! We wouldn't want anything rubbing off on you now would we?"

by itisivon September 5, 2009

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the jolly great belshnickle

a mighty russian santa figure who has brown fur jacket and a beaver pioneer hat

Be good or you wont see the jolly great belshnickle this year

by KydenisJoanas April 9, 2018


The Jolly-rancher story

Once upon a time a girl bet her boyfriend that he couldn't get a jolly-rancher out of her pussy with his tongue so he tried it. When he thought he had it so he bit it,but it wasn't the jolly-rancher instead it was it was a herpes bubble and he got herpes all over his face. The End.

Guy 1:have you herd the jolly-rancher story?

Guy 2:No.

Guy 1:Good, you don't want to!

by chris744 October 13, 2010

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jolly old chap

A jolly old chap is a old english smart person who is quite definately a chav

Miriam is a Jolly old chap

by Penisejaculate October 15, 2013

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Fan-jolly-tastic

A combonation of fantastic and jolly that teachers use to praise students and be funny at the same time.

"that work is Fan-jolly-tastic!"

by blackie_nz_rox July 28, 2007

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holly jolly kristmas

To pull the back of someones shirt collar over their head. It most commonly is done when they are wearing a hoody and pulling the hood over their head and tying it that way with the draw strings.

Cole gave Hayden a holly jolly kristmas.

by Garrett Scott October 29, 2004

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jolly green giant

a large poop, typically about 5-10 inches in length, that is very green

George had quite the jolly green giant in Barnes and Noble yesterday.

by Tom Clark March 28, 2005

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