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The Jonas Brothers are not the typical pop bullshit we hear now-a-days. Their a talented band of three brothers, Nick, Joe, and Kevin, from New Jersey.
And unlike what other idiots on here said, they aren't gay, pussies, or cock-suckers. People on this site REALLY need to stop saying things like that. Not only is it rude, homo-phobic, at times sexiest, and just plain obnoxious, it also makes you sound like a 13 year old boy who just heard a cuss word for the first time. In other words, an idiot.
Once you get past the screaming fangirls and their over-exposure from Disney, this group of kids are actually quite talented. They write their own songs and have a visible passion for music. Not even famous rock stars are dedicated enough to build a recording studio on their tour bus. And to all the fangirls who the Jonas Brothers are rockstars, they aren't. Their pop, branching into poprock as of recent. They even say so themselves.
No, they aren't as good as the Beatles. They even say so. But they are actually good which is uncommon for people on the Disney Channel. They deserve much more respect than what is given to them. You go JoBros!
FanGirl:"OMJ! I LOOOVE JB! THEY ARE GODS.
ME:"No hun. They're good, not gods."
Asshole:"The hobros suck! Their faggots and their gay ass music makes my ears bleed!"
ME:"Have you ever actually listened to one of their songs?"
Asshole:"NO! Why would I listen to that shit? They're the worst fucking band ever! The only reason they're famous is because they make 12 year old girls jump out of their training bras!
Me:"If you've never listened to their music how do you know they suck? Is it because most of their fans are teenage girls? So because girls like something it must suck right? Wow. You're both homophobic AND sexiest! Good job.
Asshole:"Whatever. They're still fags."
Me: "Why are they fags?"
Asshole:"Because they dance around stage in tight-girl pants and they refuse to fuck all those fans of theirs that want to jump them."
Me: "I thought all their fans were 12? Does that mean you support stagatory rape?"
Asshole: "Huh- what, no!"
Me: "Really? Are YOU a fag then?"
Asshole: "FUCK NO!"
Me: "Well,you just contradicted yourself, but I'll move on before your primative brain starts to hurt from all the big words I'm using. Idiots like you are why so many girls love the Jonas Brothers. Because, unlike you, they're gentlemen. Which is part of the reason why they are most likely going to get laid before you do. Even with their rings. Oh, and by the way neanderthal, not all their fans are squeeling twelve year olds. Me and my friends love them and we're all 21.
Asshole: "Huh?"
Me: "I thought so."
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A band consisting of three brothers;
Paul Kevin Jonas II
Joseph Adam Jonas
Nicholas Jerry Jonas
Although many think of them as "untalented," they have double the amount of fans then haters. If they were so horrible, people wouldn't listen to them.
Their big break came when they were featured in an episode of Hannah Montana.
Before that, they weren't close to as popular as they are now (2009). 90% of their fans are girls; men -mainly ages 13 through 17- think of them as homosexual. They're gay because they can get girls, huh?
All 3 of the Jonas Brothers wear purity rings; meaning no sex until marriage. Also meaning, NO AIDS. How is that bad? Ever? Excuse them for not wanting a disease.
The Jonas Brothers have talent.
It's not that big of a deal.
Girl 1: OMJ, THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE FAMAZING!!!111!!
Me: Calm down, please.
Girl 1: NOWAYBCH. ALL THEIR SONGZ ARE ABOUT MIII!
Me: No. They don't even know you exist. :)
Girl 1: *explodes*
Don't be obsessed. It's just weird.
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Three singers: Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas. I don't like them but I don't hate them. Lots of people (mostly 10-year-old girls) like them. They mostly sing about love. Lots of people call them gay, which I think is annoying, and make jokes about them f--king little kids, which is also annoying because they wear purity rings. Also I think they copied some bands, like:
My Chemical Romance (watch The Ghost Of You music video and the Lovebug video. Also listen to the chorus of Thank You For The Venom and the chorus of Girl Of My Dreams. And the Famous Last Words video and the Burnin' Up video- the jacket!!!)
Death Cab For Cutie (Listen to I Will Follow You Into The Dark, then Love Is On It's Way)
New Found Glory (watch the Failure's Not Flattering video and then the Pizza Girl video)
^^^^^Tell me those aren't similar. And I only know because I used to like them and I saw the Pizza Girl video on TV. I listen to the other bands now.
Tweenie bopper: "OMJ!!!! Did you hear the new Jonas Brothers album???"
Cool person: "No. I don't listen to the Jonas Brothers. How many times do I have to tell you that before you leave me alone!?"
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The most amazing band to ever walk this earth. The band consists of three brothers, Kevin (19), Joe (18), and Nick (15). They are Christains, whom all three wear purity rings. If you do research, they are the funniest, sweetest most gentlemenly friendly guys ever.
Most haters who are defining them as "shitty" and "fags" only hate them because their music is not about sex, money & violence. Their music has actual meaning to it with a great message.
They make tight jeans look sexy, despite what all you baggy jeaned, boxer-showing thugs think.
No, I'm not a little ten year old girl with their faces plastered all over her wall. No, I don't shout "hip hip, hurray" when High School Musical or Hannah Skanktana is on.
I'm almost sixteen, and I don't watch anything except MTV, where it has all those rap songs that disgrace girls by referring to us as bitches & pussy - and it makes me sick.
Girl #1: Oh my gawd, I'm going to a Jonas Brothers concert tonight! YAY!!!
Girl #2: Ugh, you bitch! Why didn't you get an extra ticket for me?
Girl #1: What the hell, you whore. I did!
Girl #2: OMG! You did! YAY I love you!
Thug #1: What hell yo. You bitches are getting all excited to see them mother fucking fags. Their jeans are so tight you can see their cock.
Girl #2: At least they have one!
Kristen: OMG Hayley. I made a shocking discovery today and I'm really pissed.
Hayley: What?
Kristen: The Jonas Brothers wear purity rings. Even though it turns me on, how am I supposed to fuck them?
Hayley: Rip that ring off and say "Woops, it fell down the drain."
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awesome band consisting of 3 brothers.
Nick, Kevin, and Joe Jonas.
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Nick: guitar, vocals
Joe: vocals
Kevin: guitar
(Greg and Alex: bass and drummer.)
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Nick: 14 (15 on setember 16)
Joe: 17 (18 on august 15)
Kevin: 19 (20 on november 5)
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basicly, the most amazing band to ever walk this planet. ;
full bio available at their myspace!
chick 1: "omg!! jonas brothers are awesomeee!! NICK IS SOO HOTT!"
chick 2: "nooo!! KEVIN IS HOT"
chick 3: "no way! its joee thats the hotest!!!!!"
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chick 1: "nick fans do it better." (i totally agree ;)
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One of four brothers who are the most musically talented heart throbs in the world. Young guy who performs amazingly and who "live like they are at the bottom even if they are at the top."
I wish I was a Jonas Brother, they're living the dream!
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Possibly the most fuckin AMAZING people in the world, on the outside AND in!!!
-Nick is mine, btw. And Joe. And Kevin.
-Not to mention their really nice.
-The three gentlemen hail from Wycoff NJ, are Christian, and wear "virgin" rings.
-Nick used to be on Broadway, so the shit that they are talentless brainwashing creatures is just stupid.
I will have to make a connection here: the people who hate Disney and everything to do with it would-probably hate the Jonas Brothers. This is only because of Disney Stars who have gone “wrong”. Examples of Disney Stars who have gone “wrong” are Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan. And once again, please do us a favor and list a MALE star who has gone bad. I don’t think you will have much of a list. On the other hand, the people who like Disney LOVE THE JOBROS.
-If you see a home video made by them prior to their Disney career, a small part of it includes them singing and Nick talking about how he wrote songs.
And NOOO, they arent just displays of Disney. In Nicks "broadway years" he sang for many broadway albums. He also wrote a song, and it was put on Christian Radio. Later, Columbia and INO records found his voice/talent. You can check this in main sites like wikipedia.
To finish, the jonas brothers arent JUST liked by teenage girls. My parents also find them to be nice, cute, and talented people. I personally talked to a bodyguard who worked for them and he told me that they were very respectful, kind, and generous to everyone. so this nonsense that their cocksuckers is just shit from people who are prejudiced against Disney stars.
Girl: The Jonas Brothers Rock, and we love them because they are sweet and talented! Not to mention SMOKINNN
Boy: Yeah, my uncle works as a bodyguard for them, I met them, they were soooo cool! they let me fly in their private jet. it was awesome!!!
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