funny junk

1 website, www.funnyjunk.com

2 random funny stuff. ex somthing completely random but oddly hilarious.

1: bob: hey jim did you check out funny junk today?
jim: yah, pokohomo but the funniest thing ever up.

2: tim: hey joe look at this guy ride is motorcicle backwars on the highway!
joe:thats some funny junk

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junk boobs

a skinny girl with really big boobs.

I wouldn't expect a girl like her to have these junk boobs.

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knockin' junk

knockin' junk - having sex (similar to bumpin' uglies)

Man, we waz knockin' junk all night long 'til I couldn't walk.

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Space Junk

The dead satellites, discarded rocket casings, and so forth that orbit the Earth, creating a hazard for space shuttles.

With all the space junk that gridles the planet it is a wonder that NASA hasn't done more to clean it up.

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Junk Ball

Another name for a junkie.... a ball of junk meaning its more of an insult to the junkie.

That chap ober there is such a junk ball.

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junk in the trunk

Slang, synonym of callipygian. Implies an oversized buttocks, disproportionate to the waist or the rest of the body. Usually complimentary.

"Look at Keisha's ass... Man, she has some junk in the trunk!"

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Junk Jealous

A slang way to say "penis envy" by a man for another man's (supposedly) much larger junk.

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"Joe is humongous downstairs, if you know what I mean."

"Dude, get over it. You're just junk jealous."

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