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When someone falls over, you laugh, then the next thing you know you go flying too. Karma really is a bitch.
Person 1: *falls over*
Person 2: LOL OMG HAHA!!!
Person 2: *falls over*
Person 3: LOL, you just got a karma fall!
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The uncanny ability to "control" rain. When it's pouring outside but when you're about to leave, it stop, and then starts again when you're back inside. Much like Parking Karma but with rain
Whenever I go on an outdoor trip, I always bring Jim along. He has such good rain karma that we stay dry even if its raining cats and dogs
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A game that you do extremely bad directly after a Game you do extremely well.
Pre-Game 2
Friend1: "We just raped in that last game"
Friend2: "Yeah dude lets keep going hopefully we keep raping"
Post-Game 2
Friend1: " That was a really bad Karma game we got rocked"
Friend2: " Yeah man that was really bad we didn't stand a chance"
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The little doubt in your mind that one day, a huge mutant spider will come after you and make you pay for all the spiders you have squished over the years. Manifests itself as a brief pang of guilt every time you swat an arachnid.
(*squish*) Hmmm... I have the bizarre notion that will come back to haunt me... must be the spider karma.
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1. The idea that hotness has its repercussions, as hot people do not have to be interesting in order to get people to pay attention to them. So once someone becomes 30, no one gives a shit about them, and karma is fulfilled, because they will never use their kama sutra again.
2. What butthurt ugly people say will happen to hot people.
A: “OMG Stacy is gorgeous as hell”
B: “She’s boring, see? Hey, Stacy! What are you really good at?”
Stacy: “Uh....whatever”
B: “In twenty years, she’ll be hopeless. Karma sutra.”
A: “You would say that, because you’re ugly."
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The classification of the situation in question, where statistically in other situations of similar proportion and factors, undesired or harmful things have previously occured during the outcome of said situation.
* It is bad karma to look for something under the seat while driving.
* It is bad karma to cheat on your spouse.
* It is bad karma to commit criminal acts naked.
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1. Attempting to stitch up one's torn Karma, before it gets worse.
2. Making a repair to a damaged Karma.
I have been so bad lately, I need a Karma Suture.
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