when your hanging with a big group of friends and that one dirty keller takes a hard fart but then liquid shit starts slowly leaking out his ass and it reeks like liquid ass, then he takes off his underwear and drawlz to clean up but then shit starts blowing out of his anus like a water hose gieser. everybody is soaked and covered in green shit like a dolphin show at the zoo. oh and he's a monkey
bro 1: remember when dirty keller was being a dirty keller last saturday
bro 2: yeah but it smelt so good i was kinda lickin my fingers ngl
Joey is a loyal big brother, he is smart and ongoing he never let's the bad things in life get him down. he is cute and sweet and any girl would be lucky to be his girlfriend, of course his little sister would have to meet her and make sure she's right for him but anyway, he is always the one person who can keep you and your secrets safe.
Joey Keller is caring
A wet willy, but done with one’s but juices instead of spit. Blindfolds are optional
Did that b*tch just smellen keller me?
Kenyin Keller is one of the best people you will ever come across in life. One of those people who have a unique vibe and somebody who you feel like you’ve known a lifetime. He is also very slow and sometimes an asshole but he’ll always be your favorite asshole. Kenyin Keller does have some tricks up his sleeve but that is what makes him and you’ll him after you get to know his true self.
Kenyin Keller is my favorite asshole
A slave owner that is good at basketball. Eats children, Gegts all the hoes
Keller day is a day celebrated every December 11th to show thanks to keller. Praise Keller.
Do you know what day it is today?
Yeah! Happy Keller day!
It is a contagious disease that spreads to everyone that is near somebody named Kelly.
Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.
You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.
"eh brozz, what youz been DOING!?!?!?! DRINKING SOME ACOAL?" - Somebody with Kellers Disease