Refers to a poor state of living establishments for babies or toddlers. It comes from the word "Kitty litter" where you stick a kitten in a room, put newspaper of the floor and a box of kitty litter. If the baby is kept in a room similar to this it is certainly a kiddy litter room but would also be considered one if there were any wires, drills, drugs, rude magazines, medication and all assorted NO NO'S!
Jane "Laura have you seen Margaret's baby yet?"
Laura "Yeah it was living in kiddy litter!"
Margaret "We need to get him neutered soon"
Harvey ramsdens autistic father.
Me: Harvey, where’s your dad?
Harvey: you mean that kiddy widdler?
Me: yep..
A kiddy park is for kids during the day, but after dark it takes on a different meaning.
Mr Mayor: (in hushed tones) I need you to test the equipment in the kiddy park tonight.
Yes, sir, replied the Nympomaniac association.
The mayor: different sexual positions!
A condom made of a plastic bag as a condom on their finger to be used for fingering.
Girl: Did you bring a kiddie condom?
Boy: Yeah. Open wide.
A term used to describe an sick individual that sexually grooms children, especially as a tool to excel neo-Marxist Wokeism ideology. Synonym: Groomer
This kiddie twiddler thought is was a good idea to show kindergarten students how to pleasure someone with a dildo.
A sexual activity in which the woman gets in a downward dog position and stretches her ass open. The man proceeds to put the tip, and only the tip, of his penis into her ass. While in her the man will urinate. Afterwards, the woman will shit her piss-fermented shit into a tube, put it in an oven, and wait for it to turn into a baby. This reflects the way one percieves sex as a kid. FOR BEST EFFECT DO THIS WHILE SOFT
Damn, me and this bitch hd the best kiddy-style sex last night. I can't for that thing to come out of the oven!
Someone who fondles, sniffs and inappropriately gazes at young children.
Pseudo president Joe Biden is a kiddy diddler.
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