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To break something with your mighty hands.
The machine is broken because he kirked it!
A Nonce that either touches kids or dreams about doing so. These rare kirk creatures are usually ginger.
"Hey look at that kirk"
"His ginger hair must be scaring that poor kid he's touching"
a herblike man, one who laughs at everything and adds value wherever he goes.
I wish I was naturally more of a Kirk.
The name of someone who is Aimees boyfriend
“Aimee and Kirk sitting in a twee kissing”
The Minnesota Vikings and Jacksonville Jaguars have players that kirk from them really well.
The act of legally robbing someone
Christian and Cousins just kirked two huge banks in Jaxonville and Minnesota.
A bald black man with a small penis.
“That bald black guy over there is such a Kirk”
“The NFL’s all time leading rusher is a real Kirk”
“Kirk has a small penis”