Rural Dictionary

Couch kitten

Type of long term sugar baby that uses you for money and security with a pleasant demeanor, but we all know cats will stray and strike. This breed of sugar baby is known to be lazy on the couch, can’t raise her children, and accepts her place in the universe. This type of woman is typically found in Arkansas in the midwestern region. She is a form of succubus that drains your money, breaks your heart, and crushes your balls.

Why have a one night stand when you could have a couch kitten all summer long.

by Insect2 October 6, 2018

angel kitten

A wonderful cute perfect sweet snuggle lovey purring boyfriend or girlfriend that loves kitties and cuddles and is the best partner in the world and who loves you to death! Also gives boops and meows adorably! Might possibly have wings and amazing hair that hides kitten ears!

Dan is a kitten angel. He doesn't know it but he has kitty ears and kitten wings! He is the cutest angel kitten ever!

by Mrs kitten angel. June 29, 2017

Kink kitten

v, a verb to describe a woman who's into the kinkier things in the bedroom.

n, a description of a sexually deviant woman

Jo was a kink kitten, she was a really dirty woman when it came to the bedroom.

Tam: "Where's my kink kitten?"

Jo: "I'm right here waiting, come play!"

by SeshGremlin19 November 21, 2019

forfeit kitten

A female member of a co-ed sports team that is not particularly skilled, but is necessary to fulfill the minimum required number of females on the field so the team will not have to forfeit the match.

"Henrietta hasn't played soccer before, she's the 'forfeit kitten' today...but who cares if she can't play, at least she looks damn hot in those knee socks and shin guards..."

by Unkle G March 5, 2009

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