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Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.
Happy Kung Fu Jesus to all my Christian friends.
Kung fu typing are people who do not have the guts to engage in real life conflict . A person will type anything to anyone on the Internet that they don’t know personally. A person who is only hostile on the internet.
He’s Kung Fu Typing Hostile insults on a social media political post.
Where your flaccid, lazy dick just flops around while you make super cool Kung fu noises. *sound effects optional*-(Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
The awesome! Inevitably the superior being, able to overcome everything. Spontaneous yet prepared; indescribably crazy and at the same time -cool, calm and collected .. a lick of vanilla ice-cream.
When in doubt, kung fu nic it!
To pull a kung: To leave any sort of job with no explanation and appear to isolate yourself, while not using any form of communication other than repeating 3 letter emails. This also includes interacting with your clients without permission. Such activity is also commonly known as 'eternity leave'.
Person 1: "I haven't seen my best friend in weeks!"
Person 2: "Must have pulled a kung"
Person 1: "I'm really scared of what's going to happen tomorrow. I think I'll pull a bit of a kung"
Person 2: "Which method will you use?"
Person 1: "I think I'll reuse the same photo of a COVID test forever, *chough* a while"