Acronym for Lame Ass Bitch
A bro that makes an excuse to not spend quality brotime with you and your broskis.
Teddy Broosevelt: "We should totally have a kick-ass brobrunch later bros!"
Chad: "Sorry I can't, I'm really tired you bros."
Teddy Broosevelt: "God dammit Chad, you are such a fucking LAB!"
I checked out Urban Dictionary the other day and all they had on there was some LABS. It appeared that the juveniles have taken over.
Thinking, the lab is my mind. Planning, working on the formula.im cooking my future. "Always Smoke in the Lab"
Please don't disturb me I'm in my lab thinking
Lab some random guy from Albania that lost to England 5-0. Also has a very nice looking father.
-who's that?
-it's lab
-the one with the hot dad?
Local Ass Bitch - Someone who does not travel outside of their City or country but is bitter about others who are able to do so or well travelled.
"You see, this guy has not been anywhere. He probably hasn't been anywhere outside of Texas. This guy is a LAB!"
Local Ass Bitch, a person who is from a certain place and is sort of popular in that place, but only because they don't go anywhere else and are around so much people just know them for being around so much.
Do you know Mike?
Yeah I know Mike, he's always on the block.
Yeah he's kind of a LAB.