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Jones lag is the time it takes before the mainstream media confirms a conspiracy theory of Alex Jones.
After a few years of Alex claiming that Epstein had a pedophile sex ring with powerful figures, the FBI acknowledged it to be true. The Jones lag was a big one.
The number of hours your day is offset by staying out until at least 4 am barhopping.
Dude, it's 1pm, we need to get moving! Why the hell are you still sleeping?
Sorry man, bar lag.
A deliberate change of sleep pattern with the intention to shift one's peak energy level toward nocturnal activities. Experienced especially after several consecutive nights of drinking and dancing. Etymological origin are the words "jet lag" and to go "clubbing".
Three days after school started I still had difficulties getting up early in the morning because I was still suffering from a severe club lag.
When your game, PC, phone lagged so much that it's annoying but you want to swear politely.
Person 1: Bro my toaster lagged ugly
Person 2: What
When you bust a fat nut(s) so hard you feel like you have jet lag
Bro i nutted 5 times i have Nut-Lag
when you are exausted after a day at Disneyland.
dude, I slept like 20 hours after we went to Disneyland. It was a total case of Disney lag.
Noun.
An older woman's breasts which still have breast implants, and it is obvious that they are there, because the breasts would have naturally deteriorated by now.
"Qurl did u sea La Fawnduh's Lag Bags?!"
"Yea! That bitch be almost 70 and they stil be up!"