Land Mine

similar to a granade(fat/ugly chick), a land mine is a thin ugly chick. Jersey shore

dude you totally slept with a land mine last night.

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No Mans Land

The sweaty gap in between your sack and crack.

Otherwise known as a gooch.

"My no-mans-land stinks"

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Moon Landing

A way Girls "manicure" their pubic hair in the fashion of a circle
Created By those who are upset with the sub par standards in pubic hair, and request more "Actionable" shapes in pubic hair

"So you know what a landing strip is right?, its a way girls manicure their pubic. Its a perfect line right ? So whats a moon landing right? you pull the pants down, Perfect circle"(drops the mic)-Joel Heyman

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Promised Land

1. The land promised by God to the Israelites after they left Egypt.

2. An outdoor paintball field in SE Wisconsin.

1. After wandering the desert for 40 years, the Israelites finally reached the Promised Land.

2. Promised Land is the best paintball aprk ever.

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Land seal

It’s just a fucking dog

Me; Oh wow is that a land seal
Land seal: Yes am also doggo

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k land

The state one enters when doing a small to moderate amount of the dissociative anaesthetic drug Ketamine (Special K). In contrast to entering the K Hole, K Land is considered a desirable effect of the drug and the user feels an element of detachment from the physical world. In particular one may get 'vibes' that switch quickly, for example everything may seem old, then suddenly new, then switch back again. Note: K Land is not K Town. K Town doesn't exist.

So Andy and me right we had a bump of K and man for the next 10 minutes we were in fucking K Land.
K Land is an awesome fucking place to go, but don't overdo it or you'll end up in the K Hole and that's scary!

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land trunt

A woman, more annoying than most, who refuses to stop talking. Usually blonde and white.

Molly: hey Henry!
Henry: silence land trunt!

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