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An attack used by Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik, usually performed from Space Colony ARK.
Eggman: “I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!”
(fires piss)
Eggman: “Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth; I m g o n n a g o h i g h e r . I’m pissing on the MOOOON!”
(Half of the moon is destroyed)
Eggman: “How do you like that, Obama?!?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!”
Everyone: (staring in awe)
Mad Scientist kid who builds a laser ray gun in his grandparent's living room that he is living in to help pay for college, randomly appearing on many laser forums in 2011.
Laser Kid says, "Don't forget to align the switches beforehand"
Laser Kid says, "Why does the cat sh*t have to be right next to the power cord?"
(n) Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.
1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong
2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision
3) A person who unfailingly begins an argument with the stupidest person in the room.
1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.
2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.
3) He's always getting into fights with idiots. He's such a dumb laser.
Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.
1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong
2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision
1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.
2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.
Purposely third-wheeling on a date so that your friend can't get laid that night
-Dude you totally ruined my date
-Get Lasered Homie!
When someone or something gets shot down by a weapon with near perfect or perfect accuracy
That guy just got lasered by that minigun!