See you later, alligator!

„See you later, alligator!“ similar to „See ya!“ is commonly used by single introverts without friends, without a life, without a job and conservative rednecks.
Please never use this.

guy 1: see you later, alligator!
guy 2: shut the fuck up, peasant

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Shoot first ask questions later

Something to Live By? I think So, Many Dead rappers lived by this!

UMMMMMMMM...... I shot him now i will ask questions instead of asking and then shooting???

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Later When You're Straighter

Although a freindly parting salutation, this has it's roots planted firmly from the 70's pop culture of under-aged, underground consumption of marijuana and alchohol. This basically means: I have been talking for the last 5 minutes, and now realize that you are not only high, but not capable of understanding simple conversation, which, at this point, we can have at a later time, when you are not in such a state.

Hey bill, did you see that Kiss tickets go on sale on the 5th"Later When You're Straighter", dude!

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see you later alligator shoes

crocs. That’s it. They’re crocs.

shia LaBeouf could star in these see you later alligator shoes

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what's-up-see-you-later

A greeting to a friend who is leaving a party or social gathering when it's the first time you've seen them all night, even though you've both been at the same party the whole time.

Derek (appearing suddenly from other room): "It's getting late dudes, I gotta jet. Catch you later."

Jon: "Hey Derek! I didn't know you were here. Alright guy, what's-up-see-you-later."

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turkey flavored now n later

toe sweat

dude u really need to handle ur turkey flavored now n laters

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hear me now, believe me later

from saturday night live's hans and franz 'pump you up' guys

the idea that a 'truth' might currently be being dispensed, but YOU are too preoccupied, (or too "smart") to absorb it at this particular 'juncture'. you MAY (or may not!) be able to view it from another position sometime in the future, in a different light. (anti-'pot' people??, 'case-hardened' conservatives??)

this life is a double-edged sword!! alcohol isn't that great on the frustration/s!! pass me that gage and hear me now, believe me later!! -i need my "medicinal" marijuana!!

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