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Contrary to popular belief, if you look at the old testament, the devils lettuce is actually a reference to dogshit nasty cilantro.
"Keep that god damn Devil's lettuce off of my tacos."
Marijuana, bud, weed, smoke, ganja, 420, tree, green, herb, pot, dope, reefer, chronic, dro, kush, African broccoli, Bobby Brown, cabbage, cheeba, Detroit, diesel, doobie, fire, Grandpa's medicine, gwaai, hash, killer, jazz cabbage, jazz cigarettes, loud, mary jane, mota(spanish), party parsley, nugs, pack, scooby doodle, smoke, skank, skunk, wizard, wacky tobaccy, morning meds, etc.
"I caught little Johnny smoking Lucifer's Lettuce with that slut Tammy behind the bleachers."
a group of people or friends who either like eating lettuce or have lots and lots of moola.
Person 1: Yo dude lets go to In N Out for your 16th birthday
Person 2: Nah dude I have a better idea. Let's go to (expensive restaurant name)
Person 1: I like it. But how are we gonna pay for it dawg?
Person 2: We'll just go with the lettuce gang. They can pay for us.
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Boss: Dude where did all the lettuce go?
Grocer: Oh the lettuce gang came in and ate all of it. I tried to stop them but was unsuccessful.
Typically young white teenage boys who fap pain free time. They also call themselves skinny lettuce for no known reason. Typically dates she-he type people. Very antisocial and strange.
Sexy beast: I'm so glad Skinny lettuce isn't in any of my classes.
Random Babe: OMG me too! Skinny lettuce is suchhhh a freak!!!
Informal humorous jargon used to describe marijuana and lampoon religious people’s belief that it is the work of the devil.
I’m glad we don’t have to hide the devil’s lettuce in our backyard anymore. Now if we could just get the feds to reschedule it.
Fluffy bit's of toilet paper that are left on your anus after taking a dump
Brandon was not turned off by the white lettuce around tiffanys anus when ramming her from behind
when someone blows air out of their nose at such a super sonic speed that a lone snotty bogey flies out of their nasal cavity. its called john lettuce because it looks like lettuce and john is a funny name.
friend: *breathes out of their nose but really hard*
me: "thats a fucking john lettuce."