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Someone who lies and makes up things and never actually does it.
Mickayla tells me everyday she’ll buy me a hula hoop but she never does. Mickayla is a liar- maker- upper
The absolute apex of pathological liars. This individual doesn't just bend the truth, they sculpt it into elaborate masterpieces of fiction. Their reality is a hall of mirrors, where every reflection is a carefully constructed lie.
Here are some examples of "Liar Pro Max" usage with random people names:
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
A person of the two only existing genders who doesn’t tell the truth
Obama:”i killed them terrorists with muh bomb”
Normal person: you’re a god damn liar
"Wow he said he didn't know what a liar was, but how can you not know yourself."
A name you call someone until they always say what you want to hear.
Person 1: Yes, I walked the dog.
Person 2: You liar.
Person 1: But I did!!!