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You'll know you're gonna get "Lightning McQueened" when the person you really like friendzones you faster than you can even say "kachow"
me: *got lightning mcqueened*
hell I just wanted to be friends with them. they didn't have to friendzone me in the first place :/
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The act of simultaneous urination and ejaculation.
The other day i white lightninged all up in her, and now that bitch is sterile!
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Small to large round beads that people, usually gay males, stick up their behinds to get off/masterbate.
Oh, John, shove those lightning beads farther! Farther!
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a person with blonde hair and blonde pubes.
can generally light any fire crotches fire.
"whoa look at that blonde babe over there with that fire crotch!"
"its because shes a lightning crotch and can liht his fire"
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noun.plural. lightning warriors are a soccer team. They started off as 'lightning' but because they did not have enough players, the combined with another team. this teams name was ' warriors'. Each team wanted to keep their name, so the were combined. now the lightnign warriors are the most amazing team in their division!<33
wow, those lightning warriors kick grass.
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The act of receiving oral sex from a female, and then to ejaculate (or skeet) on her face. At the very second that one ejaculates onto her face, one punches her in the nose as hard as he can.
"So, Mildred was going down on me last night. I decided it was time for us to break up, so I gave her a taste of the white lightning."
"Man, you gotta white lightning that bitch."
"Could you please white lightning me? I like it rough."
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Fingering a girls ass and vagina at the same time.
Even though I'm older I still like making girls ride the lightning, it really takes me back to my youth
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