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LipStick Lips

LipStick Lips are the utmost perfectly shaped lips for, you guessed it.... LIPSTICK or LIPGLOSS. As my grandmother told me when I was little and because I had taken after her in the shape of her Lips department, she always said they were our #LipStickLips. No mirror need apply.

Grandmother:Sissy what are you doing in the mirror putting on your lipstick? Don't ya know, LipStick Lips just simply don't need one!

by Mrz. •†•Argeroplos•†• ™ May 18, 2022


[lipstick lumberjack]

A woman driving a heavy-duty truck as a daily commuter.

There's another lipstick lumberjack on her way to the office in town.

by Termitescout October 19, 2013


Tooth Fairy Lipstick

The residue that appears on toilet paper when lightly dabbing the toilet paper on one's butthole, usually towards the end of the wiping process after creating a bowel movement in a toilet bowl; sometimes may contain a little blood.

Maria left one square of toilet paper with some Tooth Fairy Lipstick on it for you. I've been having diarrhea today, so there is a little bit of blood from wiping so much.

by FartMomma December 31, 2024


lipstick on a pig

(a term originally used by the Democratic party to insult Sarah Palin during the US presidential campaign of 2008 because some of the -IMHO misogynistic- Democrats didn't like how much make make-up she was putting on)

overkill, when people go over and/or beyond their call of duty or responsibilities, or beyond acceptable socio -moral boundaries when doing something.

I support capital punishment as a principle for certain crimes and under certain conditions, and will not, under any circumstances, go lipstick on a pig and reject the principle of capital punishment itself because I hate lethal injection or lethal gas as a method of execution; I will simply state that IMHO such or such a method of capital execution (but not the idea of capital punishment itself) is absolutely inappropriate in modern society. Or, I might reject the use of capital punishment for a specific case, but not as a principle. The moral of the fable is, do not go lip lipstick on a pig and betray your own moral principles.

by Sexydimma January 1, 2014


lipstick facial

The act of a female using the male member of her partner to spread his semenal fluids about her face and lips after his ejaculation.

After I rode Emily like a pony for an hour I finished all over her face. She then let me enjoy watching her turn it into a lipstick facial.

by BIGMAN696969 December 4, 2016


Sausage Lipstick

A slang term for sucking dick.

"I'm not saying she's a whore, but she looks like she applies sausage lipstick every night."

by GeneralWasp October 29, 2012


dorito lipstick

When you eat Doritos and the orange powder is left on ones lips.

Mom:*look at child* The Doritos go in your mouth not on it.

Child: Mom it's okay it's my Dorito lipstick.

by Zero_000 January 26, 2015