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When you quickly dart you tongue from her ass hole to her clit.
She never looked at me the same after I gave her a lizard lick
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A lizard that says 'ROFL'. usually appears to indicate harsh weather, natural disasters or bad hair days.
It only has the mental capacity to say the word 'ROFL'.
"Hey, is that tornado getting closer?"
"ROFL"
Holy crap, it's the ROFL Lizard!
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The act of urinating, for a male only (females don't have lizards).
"Hold that thought, I just need to flop the lizard. I'll be right back"
"Jamie drank a six pack almost by himself. He just ran out back to flop the lizard big time.
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Is a person, normally a female, who is known for giving blowjobs, or is currently giving a blowjob.
Man, that Susie chick sure is a lizard wrangler.
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One who is attracted to any/all military or government official.
Did you see her flirting with that cop?? She's SUCH a fender lizard!!
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To drink liquor straight from the bottle, instead of pouring into a shot glass or mixing it with another drink like a normal person would.
Person A: (refering to half bottle of bacardi 151) Dude, you could totally finish that right now! Just lizard lip that shit.
Drunkard: Hahaha no way, there is so much left in there! Blargh!
Person A: (to self) Foiled again!
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When a male has to urinate. Usually said in a casual manner. Same as saying "Excuse me folks, but I need to urinate."
Frank: "Oh dude, hold on, I gotta leak the lizard."
Mitch: "K, I'll go wait in the car."
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