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similar to a loaf of bread, yet brown with dry fragments of corn and nut. Quite thick texture but a lovely toasted. Can my found in your local bakery department.
(Overweight hairy baker) - "hahaha enjoy your turd loaf"
(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"
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The act of offering someone a sandwhich and instead of using butter use the piece makers own ejaculate
I made my mum a sandwhich last night from that dirty loaf
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A hottie; synonym for shnack/whole shnack
"hmmm, girl! He was looking like a whole loaf!"
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More than just a slice of douche.
Person 1: Man, that guy is such a douche loaf.
Person 2: Yeah, he's more than just a slice of douche.
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Tristin: Oh man I just birthed a HUGE fucking loaf... You might not want to go in there for a while.
Jakkq: Why the hell were you birthing a loaf in my bathroom, dude?! How big?
Tristin: So big, there's not even a measurement for it.
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The act of defecating and proceeding to jizz on said floating feces. (Loaf)
Jim: "Dude, I just soaked the loaf so hard last night."
Danny: "Bro, what does soak the loaf even mean?"
Jim: "Dude, you've never soaked your loafs before? Oh man, let me show you."
Jim: *Proceeds to soak a loaf*
Danny: "Jim, what the fuck man."
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Shitting; Pinching a loaf; Dropping Off the Cosby Kids
P-Phat was loafing down in Austin!
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