When you take a rancid hit out of a water pipe and experience instant wheezing.
Somebody passed me the bong with a dirty mid-grade buffalo fart in it and I instantly got tight lung.
Hobo lung is the unexplainable persistent cough one acquires from working in areas with large populations of homeless or from directly working with the homeless.
Hobo Lung is often confused with walking pneumonia.
"Dude why you coughing so much? you sick?"
"No, just got a bit of the Hobo lung, cough, cough."
When a person tries to swallow seman after oral sex and inhales it into their lungs.
I can’t breathe, cough cough, sucking your dick, cough cough, gave me skunk lung
when you punch, kick, stomp, or physically assault someone in the mouth region causing their teeth to shatter into dust after which when they inhale they will have tooth lung.
I gave my wife tooth lung last night for overcooking dinner. - David M.
When a guy taps you on the shoulder. As you turn your head, he lunges in for the kiss.
We were having a perfectly good date, until he pulled the old 'tap and lunge'.
Whenever someone else blows smoke in your face, whether it be cigarette smoke, smoke from a bong, or even steam from a vape.
Lung ass is a derivative from smoking joints, where the tail end is called an ass.
Person 1: "Hey smoke this" *Blows smoke in person 2's face*
Person 2: "Man i don't want your lung ass!"
A terminal lung disease characterized by excessive laughter followed by sudden death. It occurs after someone sees any object resembling sussy baka imposter, causing them to die of ligma
steve: help I have among lung
Ben Shapiro : amogus
steve: *fucking dies*