Boner Machine

Someone who pops alot of boners in public

He had a hard-on in Mcdonalds, what a boner machine.

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beast machines

A series sequel to a show called Beast Wars. The show not only pissed off many fans but it also introduced some lame ass yoga crap to the whole transformers theme which was required in order for the characters to "maximize"

Beast Machines Example:

Optimus Primal: Maximize! Oh it didn't work... Well shit..

*Some lame overly-cliche oracle thing*
Psst... You must say "I am transformed..."

Optimus: I am transformed! It worked!

*Fans are disgusted at Optimus' faggy new skin head look.

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machine washable

A sexually transmitted disease that is curable.

"You have WHAT?!", "Its okay the clap is totally machine washable."

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machine cum

Rapid fire ejaculation...on a girl's face.

Cooch pulled out his dick and machine cummed on this bitch's face. It was like the beginning of Saving Private Ryan.

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dick machine

My brother james. Someone who is a complete tool.

Yo nigga, that be james. He's a real dick machine.

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ATM machine

The words uttered by a complete moron ATM is short for Automated Teller Machine.
When you say ATM machine your using machine twice.

Sid: I just got some cash from the ATM machine.
Luke: Great is it to make a payment to the Department of Redundancy Department, you looser.
Sid: What?
Luke: You just said Automated Teller Machine Machine!!!!!

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War Machine

A marvel character who is extremely badass and sidekick to Iron man in fact I would say considered stronger

I am war machine *shower of bullets

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