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You put a foot into your partners rectum while they do a sudoku
I was talking to Mary the other day and she mentioned that she and John had begun experimenting with a "Japanese foot massage"
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Definition: To be overly kind to a person just because you work with them.
Tyson is really good at giving verbal ball massage, made them feel all sorts of happy even though they just pushed up our deadline to tomorrow
Minimum 20 sec and Highest 50 sec if you do it
Ass Massage Day is on 24 april
A type of massage that only trendy assholes have done.
See that Hipster? He just came back from getting a Pumpkin Spice Massage.
Anal penetration. Good old prison rape.
Person 1: Damn. That Waleed Ahmed got sentenced 10 years at San Quentin, yo.
Person 2: Shiiit. That boy gonna get the San Quentin massage, brah.
A punch in the face. To give someone an Australian face massage is to punch them in the face.
“If he’s not careful he’s going to be getting an Australian face massage”
when your whole body be get massaged
Phoebe axed John for the full body massage.
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