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This is a scale which compares hotness and craziness, and tells you how your night should end
Oh yeah, she is high up on my sexy hot matrix
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it's when you lean to the left
and you lean to the right
then you MATRIX DIS DIQ!
i totally matrixed mah diq!! matrix dis diq!
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What Agent Smith gives everybody in the matrix sequels. Matrix COVID is usually spread through an Agent Smith clone (these clones are infected people). A person who is infected with Matrix COVID has black semen that if touched, will infect the,pm. This semen usually leaks onto their hands if an infected person touches someone who isn’t infected. The semen will cover the person’s body and a Smith will emerge from the cum.
Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.
The black puddle on the floor reminds Sophia that if she touches it, she will get Matrix COVID
The Matrix's law works in the same way than godwin's law. Whenever an online discussion about artificial intelligence progresses, it becomes inevitable that someone or something will eventually be compared to Terminator or any movie with an evil AI.
"Have you seen the last progress of Google's deepmind ?"
"Yeah, we're one step closer from an AI revolution"
"Ah yes, the Matrix's law"
The only reason Caucasians have access to the matrix is Caucasian Provelege.
Without it, they would drown to death in their own Caucasian guilt tears in the slums of Mumbai, a la Slumdog Millionaire.
Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix.
The only reason I am a racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and pedophilia victim is due to Caucasian privelege.
Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.
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The precise amount of drunk where all you want to do is clean around your place. While the amount required varies from person to person, it usually falls in the realm of 2-5 drinks.
I got home from the bar last night and ended up in the Whiskey Matrix. Now, all my laundry is done and I can't find my cat.